On Product: (on pen) "Everything's fine." Material: Paper.
3.5" x 7" x 3.5"
 

Thrive in your element (pauses here to gesture broadly at everything) with this snarky dumpster fire plush toy that rocks out to the song "I Will Survive." Fire up your sense of humor and survive every moment that this year throws your way when you press the button on the tippy top flame of this stuffed toy and watch the dumpster spin to a clip of the iconic '70s song by Gloria Gaynor. This adorable and hilarious stuffed animal from Hallmark Shoebox makes a great desk accessory for work, or wherever you need to take a dance break to get through your day. Musical plush with motion makes a hilarious way to celebrate a friend or family member who's going through some stuff.

Dimensions: 9'' W x 9.75'' H x 7'' D
Count: 1
Sound: Plush dumpster fire plays a clip of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive."
Battery/Power source: Requires two (2) AA replaceable batteries, included. Remove batteries before storing.
Ages 3+.
Item number: 1KID3030

Start your week off on the righteous foot, and end it on the tastiest, with these fun crew socks. Colorful mismatched socks are decorated with salads on one sock and gooey grilled cheese sandwiches on the other. Fun captions along the cuffs declare these the perfect choice for anyone who thrives on a little naughty and nice in their daily diet.

• Shoebox crew socks feature mismatched designs that go together and fun messages.
• Reinforced toes and heels.
• On socks: Monday Me. Friday Me.
• Novelty socks make a great choice for graduates, friends and family.
• Imported. Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
• Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron.
• One size fits most adults.

Give yourself the perfect excuse to snooze when you wear these cute Shoebox crew socks. Light blue socks with pink accents feature a funny version of the "She believed she could" quote in red thread paired with a tiny sleep mask design. Wear them with any lounge-around outfit or any lazy day at home.

• Shoebox crew socks feature pink star designs on light blue and a funny message.
• Reinforced toes and heels.
• On socks: She believed she could, but she decided to take a nap instead.
• Novelty socks make a great choice for moms, daughters, friends and more.
• Imported. Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
• Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron.
• One size fits most adults.

Start each morning on Santa's list — which one? who knows — with this funny Christmas mug from Hallmark Shoebox. The red, stackable ceramic cup holds 20 ounces and features a vintage block print-style illustration of Santa heading down a chimney paired with a censored message. This hilarious holiday mug makes a bleeping great gift for yourself, a festive family member or any fun-loving friend, no matter their age or rooftop athleticism.

Message: I'm getting too old for this
Dimensions: Holds 20 oz.; 5.87'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.87'' D
Material: Ceramic

Raise your glasses (and your eyebrows) with this laugh-out-loud set of Shoebox coasters that celebrate 40 years of snark, sass, and spit-takes. Packaged in a book you’ll actually want to open and read, these 20 tear-out paper coasters are loaded with witty quips paired with stylish typography and cartoons that’ll have your guests giggling. Perfect for parties, awkward family gatherings, or solo wine nights where you talk to your dog, these coasters prove that life’s too short for boring cork squares.

Message: Examples of coaster quotes: I like my coffee like I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter; I can lend a hand, but I prefer to give the finger.
Dimensions: 4'' W x 4'' H x 0.85'' D

Add a layer of humor to your drinkware collection with this Shrek collectible glass from Hallmark. Featuring the beloved ogre himself in his rustic, swamp-friendly outfit, Shrek smiles beside his iconic quote: “Ogres are like onions.” The bold illustration and playful typography capture the heart and humor of the hit animated film, making this high-quality glass a perfect pick for fans of all ages. Whether you're sipping a green smoothie from it or displaying it proudly on your shelf, this glass is a fun tribute to the layered personality that makes Shrek an unwilling yet unforgettable hero.

Dimensions: Holds 13.5 oz.; 3.25'' W x 5.06'' H x 3.25'' D
Material: Glass
Care instructions: Top rack dishwasher safe.

Add layers of charm and cheek to your footwear with this pair of fun Shrek socks. Adorned with the many expressions of the grouchy ogre hero — from his mischievous grin to his legendary grimace — these enchanting socks also share Shrek's words of wisdom in whimsical typography. The white crew socks get a boost of swampy style with their Shrek-green heel, toe and cuff accents. Wear his heart and humor out and about with these giftable socks that are destined to be a fairy tale for your feet.

Message: Ogres are like onions
Dimensions: One size fits most adults.
Count: 1 pair
Care instructions: Imported. Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

Honor a new driver or keymaster with one ring to hold them all. This cute and punny keyring in enameled metal features a smiling shrimp design paired with a punny compliment. Hallmark Shoebox keyring with a shrimp charm includes an easy latch-on hook in silver metal and makes a fun gift for a kid's sweet sixteen, a pet fish sitter or your favorite seafood dinner fetcher.

• Metal keychain features an enamel shrimp charm.
• On charm: Shrimply Awesome.
• Complimentary keychain makes a fun gift for friends and new drivers.
• Metal.
• 2.5'' W x 4.5'' H x 0.12'' D