Put on these "all-porpoise" socks from Shoebox and ensure your feet are both comfy and stylish no matter what shoes you're wearing or what the day ahead holds. Our punny crew socks are decorated with a blue dolphins design and blue cuffs and toes. Funny crew socks fit most adult-sized feet.

• Novelty crew socks feature a design of porpoises with a funny message.
• On socks: All-porpoise socks.
• Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
• Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
• Imported.
• One size fits most adults.
• Pkg.: 7" W x 8" H x 0.25" D

Believe in Santa, and all his fitness goals, with this hilarious Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark Shoebox. Santa rides a fancy exercise bike to combat against all those high-calorie cookies, while a coach on the screen cheers him on. Make sure Santa stays in chimney-fitting form with this funny holiday decoration.

• Message: I believe in you!
• Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
• Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
• Approx. Size in Inches: 2.25 x 3 x 1.25

Light up someone's day with this hilarious single-wick candle from Hallmark Shoebox. This lidded glass jar candle features sketches of dumpster fires surrounding an "everything's fine" message that's sure to inspire confidence. And the pièce de résistance? The scented candle is fragranced with vanilla and smoke. Glass jar includes a black screw-top lid.

• Scented single-wick glass jar candle features a funny dumpster fire design and message with a black metal lid.
• Fragrance: Vanilla and smoke.
• On front: Everything's fine; On back: Except everything's on fire. Literally.
• Makes a fun coping gift for a friend, loved one, coworker or boss.
• Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
• Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
• 7 oz.
• 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D

Fire up some holiday humor with this hilariously pessimistic Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark Shoebox. The funny design featuring a raging dumpster fire paired with a sarcastic message just might be the perfect memorable tribute to a rough patch this past the year.

• Message: Everything’s fine.
• Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
• Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
• Approx. Size in Inches: 2.25 x 3 x 1.75

There may be one or two dumpster fires going on, but hey, at least you're looking stylish, feeling sassy and keeping your toes untoasted. This fancy pair of footwear from the keen minds at Shoebox feature illustrations of cute little dumpster infernos paired with a not-quite-convincing message that all is good. These humorous crew socks fit most adult-sized feet.

• Novelty crew socks feature dumpster fire designs paired with a funny message.
• On socks: I'm fine. Everything's fine.
• Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
• Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
• Imported.
• One size fits most adults.
• Pkg.: 7" W x 8" H x 0.25" D

• White ceramic mug features tiny dumpster fire designs and a funny message inside the rim, orange interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
• On mug: Everything’s fine.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe.
• Holds 16 oz.
• 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D

• White ceramic mug features a cute T-rex illustration with its tiny arms outstretched paired with a sweet message, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
• On front of mug: Love you this much!; On inside rim: It's more than it looks like.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe.
• Holds 16 oz.
• 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D

• White ceramic mug features a rainbow-maned unicorn design paired with an irreverent message, blue interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
• On mug: You magical bastard.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe.
• Holds 16 oz.
• 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D

Warm someone's heart with this sweet and punny Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark Shoebox that features a serving of french fries in a red carton, with two of the fries, side by side, having eyes only for each other. The hilarious and charming ornament—perfect for a husband, wife or romantic partner—is sure to feed them, heart and soul.

• Message: I only have fries for you.
• Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
• Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
• Approx. Size in Inches: 2 x 3 x 0.75