All-Porpoise Novelty Crew Socks SOX2186
$14.99 $16.99
All-Porpoise Novelty Crew Socks SOX2186
$14.99 $16.99
Put on these "all-porpoise" socks from Shoebox and ensure your feet are both comfy and stylish no matter what shoes you're wearing or what the day ahead holds. Our punny crew socks are decorated with a blue dolphins design and blue cuffs and toes. Funny crew socks fit most adult-sized feet.
- Novelty crew socks feature a design of porpoises with a funny message.
- On socks: All-porpoise socks.
- Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
- Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
- Imported.
- One size fits most adults.
- Pkg.: 7" W x 8" H x 0.25" D
Cycling Santa Hallmark Ornament 1HGO3292
$14.99
Believe in Santa, and all his fitness goals, with this hilarious Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark Shoebox. Santa rides a fancy exercise bike to combat against all those high-calorie cookies, while a coach on the screen cheers him on. Make sure Santa stays in chimney-fitting form with this funny holiday decoration.
- Message: I believe in you!
- Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
- Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
- Approx. Size in Inches: 2.25 x 3 x 1.25
Dumpster Fire Everything's Fine Scented Single-Wick Jar Candle, 7 oz. 1FCD1016
$19.99
Light up someone's day with this hilarious single-wick candle from Hallmark Shoebox. This lidded glass jar candle features sketches of dumpster fires surrounding an "everything's fine" message that's sure to inspire confidence. And the pièce de résistance? The scented candle is fragranced with vanilla and smoke. Glass jar includes a black screw-top lid.
- Scented single-wick glass jar candle features a funny dumpster fire design and message with a black metal lid.
- Fragrance: Vanilla and smoke.
- On front: Everything's fine; On back: Except everything's on fire. Literally.
- Makes a fun coping gift for a friend, loved one, coworker or boss.
- Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
- 7 oz.
- 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D
Dumpster Fire Novelty Crew Socks MORE ON THE WAY 1SOX2185
$14.99 $16.99
There may be one or two dumpster fires going on, but hey, at least you're looking stylish, feeling sassy and keeping your toes untoasted. This fancy pair of footwear from the keen minds at Shoebox feature illustrations of cute little dumpster infernos paired with a not-quite-convincing message that all is good. These humorous crew socks fit most adult-sized feet.
- Novelty crew socks feature dumpster fire designs paired with a funny message.
- On socks: I'm fine. Everything's fine.
- Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
- Machine wash cold with like colors; do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
- Imported.
- One size fits most adults.
- Pkg.: 7" W x 8" H x 0.25" D
HM Dumpster Fires Funny Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3529. MORE ON THE WAY!
$14.99 $21.99
Bask in the glow of a warm cup of coffee and equip yourself for the "fine" day ahead with this hilarious dumpster fire mug. Funny coffee mug from Shoebox features a pattern of green dumpsters alight with flames around the outside, a fiery orange interior and an "Everything's fine" message along the inside rim.
- White ceramic mug features tiny dumpster fire designs and a funny message inside the rim, orange interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
- On mug: Everything’s fine.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D
HM T-Rex Love You This Much Funny Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3528
$14.99 $21.99
Share this fun Shoebox mug with someone you love for a birthday, anniversary or anytime gift. Funny coffee mug features a T-rex dinosaur with arms wide open and a reminder of how far your love for them stretches. A sweet aside inside the rim of the cup adds to the charm. Modern styled mug also features an oversized handle perfect for hands and/or claws of any size.
- White ceramic mug features a cute T-rex illustration with its tiny arms outstretched paired with a sweet message, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
- On front of mug: Love you this much!; On inside rim: It's more than it looks like.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D
HM Unicorn You Magical Bastard Funny Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3531
$14.99 $21.99
Let him know he's a magical bastard with this funny mug from Shoebox. White coffee mug features a unicorn with a sparkling rainbow mane and tail sitting cross-legged in a chair paired with a cursing compliment. This ceramic cup designed in a modern style with oversized handle makes a great birthday, holiday or anniversary gift for your favorite mythical beast.
- White ceramic mug features a rainbow-maned unicorn design paired with an irreverent message, blue interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
- On mug: You magical bastard.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D
I Only Have Fries for You Hallmark Ornament 1HGO3290
$14.99
Warm someone's heart with this sweet and punny Christmas tree ornament from Hallmark Shoebox that features a serving of french fries in a red carton, with two of the fries, side by side, having eyes only for each other. The hilarious and charming ornament—perfect for a husband, wife or romantic partner—is sure to feed them, heart and soul.
- Message: I only have fries for you.
- Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
- Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
- Approx. Size in Inches: 2 x 3 x 0.75
Kind of a Big Dill Pickle Hallmark Ornament 1HGO3291
$14.99
Tickle their funny bone with this cute Hallmark Shoebox Christmas tree ornament of a personified dill pickle in a pageant sash and a pair of sunglasses. The punny ornament is kind of a big deal. Hang it in a place of honor on your tree and friends and family will relish your humor!
- Message: Kind of a big dill.
- Additional Details: Resin ornament features hanger attachment.
- Includes: One Hallmark Christmas ornament.
- Approx. Size in Inches: 1.75 x 3.5 x 1