This playful mug puns on popular store signs for the employee who's never going back to work. Instead of sorry we're closed this mug notifies sorry I'm retired with a broken will return clock with fallen numbers and the word never !

• Dishwasher safe, Microwave safe
• Mug
• 4.53in H

Save the cups of ambition for the unfortunate worker bees and pour yourself a cup brimming with fun instead. Show off your newly retired free-range lifestyle with family and friends when you display this funny tea towel in your kitchen. Your daily working schedule is detailed in no uncertain terms with the cotton towel's colorful embroidery on dark blue. This dish towel makes a great retirement gift for yourself, a spouse, or any friend or family member whose only new assignments will involve hobbies and catnaps.

• Dark blue tea towel features a fun message in colorful embroidered lettering and a white border.
• Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
• On towel: Working none to 5!
• Perfect retirement gift for a friend, coworker or family member.
• 100% cotton.
• 18" W x 26" H