Start each morning on Santa's list — which one? who knows — with this funny Christmas mug from Hallmark Shoebox. The red, stackable ceramic cup holds 20 ounces and features a vintage block print-style illustration of Santa heading down a chimney paired with a censored message. This hilarious holiday mug makes a bleeping great gift for yourself, a festive family member or any fun-loving friend, no matter their age or rooftop athleticism.

Message: I'm getting too old for this
Dimensions: Holds 20 oz.; 5.87'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.87'' D
Material: Ceramic

Raise your glasses (and your eyebrows) with this laugh-out-loud set of Shoebox coasters that celebrate 40 years of snark, sass, and spit-takes. Packaged in a book you’ll actually want to open and read, these 20 tear-out paper coasters are loaded with witty quips paired with stylish typography and cartoons that’ll have your guests giggling. Perfect for parties, awkward family gatherings, or solo wine nights where you talk to your dog, these coasters prove that life’s too short for boring cork squares.

Message: Examples of coaster quotes: I like my coffee like I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter; I can lend a hand, but I prefer to give the finger.
Dimensions: 4'' W x 4'' H x 0.85'' D

Add a layer of humor to your drinkware collection with this Shrek collectible glass from Hallmark. Featuring the beloved ogre himself in his rustic, swamp-friendly outfit, Shrek smiles beside his iconic quote: “Ogres are like onions.” The bold illustration and playful typography capture the heart and humor of the hit animated film, making this high-quality glass a perfect pick for fans of all ages. Whether you're sipping a green smoothie from it or displaying it proudly on your shelf, this glass is a fun tribute to the layered personality that makes Shrek an unwilling yet unforgettable hero.

Dimensions: Holds 13.5 oz.; 3.25'' W x 5.06'' H x 3.25'' D
Material: Glass
Care instructions: Top rack dishwasher safe.

Add layers of charm and cheek to your footwear with this pair of fun Shrek socks. Adorned with the many expressions of the grouchy ogre hero — from his mischievous grin to his legendary grimace — these enchanting socks also share Shrek's words of wisdom in whimsical typography. The white crew socks get a boost of swampy style with their Shrek-green heel, toe and cuff accents. Wear his heart and humor out and about with these giftable socks that are destined to be a fairy tale for your feet.

Message: Ogres are like onions
Dimensions: One size fits most adults.
Count: 1 pair
Care instructions: Imported. Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

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Sweep guests off their feet with our beautifully made Sassafras mats! Made with bright pops of color that are perfect for the season, this mat will put pep in anyone's step. Crafted from heat-sublimated polyester with a rubber backing. The mildew resistant mat is ideal for indoor or outdoor use and features a skid-resistant backing to help keep it in place. This welcoming mat will freshen up your stoop season after season while ensuring your home stays debris-free. For stains, simply spot clean with soap and warm water.