Age gracefully, like the demure and mindful women you and your bestie are, with this funny wine glass from Hallmark Shoebox holding your drink. This amber-tinted stemless glass features a hilarious foretelling of your future state—ruling the old school. Pair it with other funny stemless wine glasses, rocks glasses and coasters for barware that's outfitted to handle all the requirements of your friends and family with a shot of humor.
Regular dinner deciders, fear no more! If you're asked "What's for dinner?" on the daily, this funny kitchen towel should be hanging in your kitchen. Show off your new no-nonsense response with this dish towel that cheekily spells it out—"Tonight's meal is whatever I feel like cooking." This cute blue cotton tea towel features a fun striped border and a screen printed message in shades of blue, teal and white with sewn daisy accents. It makes a great housewarming or Mother's Day gift, but be sure to buy one for your own kitchen drawer to save yourself from future eyeroll fatigue.