This playful mug puns on popular store signs for the employee who's never going back to work. Instead of sorry we're closed this mug notifies sorry I'm retired with a broken will return clock with fallen numbers and the word never !
Message: SORRY I'M RETIRED, back reads: WILL RETURN NEVERBrighten up your home with the delicious, sparkling fragrance in this vibrant jar candle. Scented, soy-blend wax fills a room with the effervescent and delectable scents of citrus. The two-wick jar candle with a cork lid makes a lovely housewarming or hostess gift.
It may look like an ordinary pumpkin at first glance, but this Halloween ornament is full of spirit! Connect to Hallmark’s Keepsake Power Cord (sold separately) to watch the pumpkin come to life with an animated jack-o’-lantern face that will grin and glow all season long. Press the button to see his expressions and hear him say spooky—and silly—phrases set to music from Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.”
🧲 NEVER PUT ANOTHER DIRTY DISH IN A CLEAN LOAD AGAIN with this officially licensed double sided clean dirty dishwasher magnet sign that the entire family will love. Simply flip over and stick to your dishwasher or laundry machine in style
🧲 STICKS TO ANY DISHWASHER OR SURFACE! This durable dishwasher magnet will easily stick to any metallic surfaces, but can also be used on any non-magnetic surfaces by using the adhesive metallic plate included separately with every magnet
🧲 LOOKING FOR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GIFTS? This SpongeBob SquarePants dishwasher magnet sign is the ultimate gift for any fan. Perfect for birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant, Holiday gifts, Mother's Day, Father's Day and much more