Raise your glasses (and your eyebrows) with this laugh-out-loud set of Shoebox coasters that celebrate 40 years of snark, sass, and spit-takes. Packaged in a book you’ll actually want to open and read, these 20 tear-out paper coasters are loaded with witty quips paired with stylish typography and cartoons that’ll have your guests giggling. Perfect for parties, awkward family gatherings, or solo wine nights where you talk to your dog, these coasters prove that life’s too short for boring cork squares.

Message: Examples of coaster quotes: I like my coffee like I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter; I can lend a hand, but I prefer to give the finger.
Dimensions: 4'' W x 4'' H x 0.85'' D

Honor a new driver or keymaster with one ring to hold them all. This cute and punny keyring in enameled metal features a smiling shrimp design paired with a punny compliment. Hallmark Shoebox keyring with a shrimp charm includes an easy latch-on hook in silver metal and makes a fun gift for a kid's sweet sixteen, a pet fish sitter or your favorite seafood dinner fetcher.

• Metal keychain features an enamel shrimp charm.
• On charm: Shrimply Awesome.
• Complimentary keychain makes a fun gift for friends and new drivers.
• Metal.
• 2.5'' W x 4.5'' H x 0.12'' D

Bring dance party atmosphere to any celebration with this cute plush disco ball. Covered in shimmering silver mosaic fabric, this round stuffed toy turns the volume up on fun with every toss. Give it a shake or bounce, and it plays the feel‑good classic “I’m So Excited” by The Pointer Sisters — turning any moment into a mini dance party. An embroidered smiling face adds extra charm, while the small loop on top makes it easy to hang or clip to a backpack. Perfect for parties, gifting, or brightening a bedroom or dorm, this 6" musical disco ball keeps the good vibes going.

Dimensions: 6'' W x 6'' H x 6'' D
Material: Plush fabric and plastic.
Count: 1
Sound: Disco ball plays "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters.
Battery/Power source: Requires three (3) AA replaceable batteries, included. Remove batteries before storing.
Ages 3+.
Care instructions: To clean, wipe with a damp cloth.
Item number: 1KID1683

Prepare for big smiles ahead with this adorable smiley face plush character. Singing and dancing stuffed animal features a round yellow smiley face with aqua blue hand and foot attachments. Press the button on one foot to hear the character sing "Happy" by Pharrell Williams as it moves and grooves to the music. Celebrate their day—whether it's a big kid's birthday, an even bigger kid's graduation, a couple's baby shower or a coworker's retirement—with this adorable smiling and dancing plush. Musical plush with motion makes a fun gift for any happy-making occasion.

Show off your playful side and dress for the day you want with this adorable pair of smile-inducing footwear. With emoji-style faces dancing across a white background in a variety of expressions — including one in a party hat — these cute crew socks will have you bringing a grin to every face that sees them peeking out from your business attire. Lounge around at home or step out in style with the adult-size novelty socks from Hallmark Shoebox.
 

Dimensions: One size fits most adults.
Material: Cotton, polyester, nylon, spandex.
Care instructions: Imported. Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

Bring laughter, fun and good times to any celebration with this groovy plush disco ball that features music and motion. Break out the bell bottoms and the polyester pant suits and dance along to the disco beat as this cute stuffed ball plays "Celebration" from Kool & the Gang and spins. This adorable stuffed animal of a sequined sparkly silver disco ball includes fabric arm attachments and a smiling embroidered face. It makes a great prop for any get-together—whether you're honoring a birthday kid, a graduating senior, a retiring boss, a friend's new job, or a couple's combined bachelor and bachelorette party. Musical plush with motion makes a fun way to get the party started—no matter what you're celebrating.

Dimensions: 7'' W x 8'' H x 7'' D

Sound: Plush disco ball plays "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang.
Battery/Power source: Requires three (3) AA replaceable batteries, included. Remove batteries before storing.

Share this fun Shoebox mug with someone you love for a birthday, anniversary or anytime gift. Funny coffee mug features a T-rex dinosaur with arms wide open and a reminder of how far your love for them stretches. A sweet aside inside the rim of the cup adds to the charm. Modern styled mug also features an oversized handle perfect for hands and/or claws of any size.

• White ceramic mug features a cute T-rex illustration with its tiny arms outstretched paired with a sweet message, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking. 
• On front of mug: Love you this much!; On inside rim: It's more than it looks like.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe.
• Holds 16 oz.
• 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D

Show them just how much you love them with this scented candle in a lidded glass jar from Hallmark Shoebox. Single-wick candle features fragrance notes of linen and sandalwood with a screw-top black metal lid. Glass jar displays a fun T-rex design with his arms open wide and a "Love you this much" message.

• Scented single-wick glass jar candle features a cute dinosaur design and message with a black metal lid.
• Fragrance: Linen and warm sandalwood.
• On front: Love you this much; On back: It's more than it looks like.
• Makes a fun gift for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, a birthday or just because.
• Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
• Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
• 7 oz.
• 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D

Don't get too keyed up about the daily grind. Instead, brown that ground beef and ride off into the sunset for taco fixin's. This cute enamel and metal keychain features a taco design paired with a punny compliment that's sure to get you moving in the right direction, with keys in hand. Hallmark Shoebox keyring with a taco charm includes an easy latch-on hook in silver metal and makes a fun gift for new drivers or your favorite dinner fetcher.

• Metal keychain features an enamel taco charm.
• On charm: Taco 'Bout Amazing.
• Complimentary keychain makes a fun gift for friends and new drivers.
• Metal.
• 2.5'' W x 4'' H x 0.12'' D