The Hot Ones Funny Stemless Wine Glass, 15.5 oz. 1SHX1008

$19.99

Age gracefully, like the demure and mindful women you and your bestie are, with this funny wine glass from Hallmark Shoebox holding your drink. This amber-tinted stemless glass features a hilarious foretelling of your future state—ruling the old school. Pair it with other funny stemless wine glasses, rocks glasses and coasters for barware that's outfitted to handle all the requirements of your friends and family with a shot of humor.

  • Stemless wine glass features an amber-tinted design and a funny message in white lettering.
  • On glass: We're going to be the fun ones in the retirement community. And, it goes without saying, the hot ones.
  • Makes a fun gift for a friend.
  • Glass.
  • Hand wash with a soft cloth.
  • Holds 15.5 oz.
  • 3.5'' W x 4.37'' H x 3.5'' D

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Tired But Trying Bright Green Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3652

$21.99
Keep caffeinated and carry on with this buzzy green mug. Bearing a laugh- and cry-worthy message in rounded blue lettering on electric green, this ceramic cup is sure to help keep your eyes wide open — with our without coffee inside. Featuring a recessed base for easy stacking and a large handle for repeated hand-to-mouth action, this cup covers all the bases. Now if only you could sink under the covers for a nap.

Message: Tired but trying
Dimensions: Holds 16 oz.; 5.75'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.8'' D
Count: 1
Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
 

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Unicorn You Magical Bastard Funny Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3531

$21.99

Let him know he's a magical bastard with this funny mug from Shoebox. White coffee mug features a unicorn with a sparkling rainbow mane and tail sitting cross-legged in a chair paired with a cursing compliment. This ceramic cup designed in a modern style with oversized handle makes a great birthday, holiday or anniversary gift for your favorite mythical beast.

  • White ceramic mug features a rainbow-maned unicorn design paired with an irreverent message, blue interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking. 
  • On mug: You magical bastard.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Holds 16 oz.
  • 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D

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Unicorn You Magical Bastard Scented Single-Wick Jar Candle, 7 oz. 1FCD1017

$19.99
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Show them just how awesome and truly magical they are with this scented candle from Hallmark Shoebox. Single-wick glass jar candle features fragrance notes of mandarin orange and grapefruit with a screw-top black metal lid. A humorous sketch of a unicorn sitting in a chair, legs crossed, pairs with a "You magical bastard" message on front of the jar with a fun scent description on back.

  • Scented single-wick glass jar candle features a funny grumpy unicorn design and message with a black metal lid.
  • Fragrance: Mandarin orange and grapefruit.
  • On front: You magical bastard; On back: Smells like rainbows, sarcasm and awesomeness.
  • Makes a hilarious gift for a friend or loved one's birthday or anniversary.
  • Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
  • Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
  • 7 oz.
  • 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D

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